My mom had a uterus, I lived in it.
—Scrubs (via kabi-kahini)
Comedy is absolutely essential. I can’t deal with people who have no sense of humour – if you can’t laugh at yourself and the world then you’re doomed.
—Michael Palin (via youthinkyouknowsomething)
Someecards of the Day: You call it laziness, I call it selective participation.